Showing posts with label Srinagar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Srinagar. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

The legend of of Zeteshta Devi | owais wani

“Helloo”
“Helloo’

‘Wani get ready you are coming with me to zeeth yaar’
“Zeeth yaar , where the hell is that? . cze ma karnawakh me encounter”
“Cze @@#$$%^&*(**&^^ .lagu palaw jaldi . its in the lap of zabarwan hills , grand palace se thoda aage. you will enjoy it”
“Ok. Report here in half an hour.’


So half an hour later I found myself with Faheem driving through our busy but slow city. Secretariat , fly over , lal chowk , ma road , trc ,gupkar , grand palace. Every bodys mind is programmed to tunr left near grand palace towards boulevard.
I askd, cze kot pakan seudi ?
That’s where we have to go . climb that hill.


For the first time in my life I didn’t turn left near grand palace but continued straight on. We zoomed past the hotel gate. Just a few hundered yards down the hotel mgate we were stopped at a check point.
“Where to ?”
“Mandir”
“Mandir?? Enquired the police guy looking at my beard.”
“Not actually mandir , we have to meet Bansi lal”
“Ah , you can go.”
“Ye bansi saeb kusu, Faheema?”
“The care taker of the mandir and our customer”

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Pinta Style...

The below photographs are taken from Qazi Mamoon's album on Facebook "koshur pinta style", All credits of these hilarious captions goes to him.A brief intro about my genius brother and friend mamoon: Qazi Mamoon is a freelance writer, illustrator, photographer and an all-round do-it-all generalist. Born in Srinagar, Studied In Burn Hall School, Now at International Islamic University Malaysia. He can be mailed at mamoonq@gmail.com


caption:kosh kya chu ... zane koren Matric Pass

Caption: mummy mummy wechi...The terminator...
Caption: yew gow nabe pistol.. aemis chuw sharaarath khotmut..
Caption: ye gayi sen statue of liberty ...maisuma srinagar...
Caption: Dopmai hai.. Me seet yikhe Nishat Bagh.... Yemave kor Kashmir university hund Naseem bagh badnaam..
Caption: ye chu logmut chochen... a youth trying to suicide near amera kadal sgr, reason : Love gov nakaam.
Caption: ye gai lady Malinson... Yenow zukaam karew...

Any further comments and suggestions are welcomed at : shakeeb.ashia@gmail.com